The Story of Two Black Hats And The Cook

Stuffed with Smoked Ribs, Plied with Drink, Soothed with Hypnotic imported Cigars and then, in the true nature of Clamperdom, Relieved of his hard earned  Rub (The Gravedigger's). The three unsuspecting Clampers are Suckered into the bosom  of infamous "Chapter 11" Hop Mee Posse

Satisfactory!!!